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Tuesday, 6 August 2013
chennai express |भविष्यवाणियों: शाहरुख की चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस एक फिल्म के हिट या फ्लॉप?
शाहरुख खान की नवीनतम फिल्म चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस की रिहाई के कोने बस के आसपास है, और यह सुपरस्टार कोई पत्थर यह एक बड़ी हिट बनाने के लिए बेसुरा जा रही है कि माना जाता है. फिल्मकार रोहित शेट्टी द्वारा निर्देशित, चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस सर्वाधिक प्रतीक्षित और बात के बारे में झाड़ के साल के एक है. प्रभावशाली संगीत के लिए एक राजसी स्टार कास्ट से चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस सफलता के सभी प्रमुख तत्व है और रेक बॉक्स ओफ़्फ़िचे में एक पैसे की उम्मीद है.
चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस एक 40 वर्षीय स्नातक राहुल, की कहानी के आसपास घूमती है ऊपर उसे प्रेम, जीवन, रिश्ते और बलिदान के महत्व का एहसास है कि एक पूरी तरह से अप्रत्याशित यात्रा में जो भूमि है. फिल्म शाहरुख और दीपिका पोस्ट ओम शांति ओम, दूसरी बार के लिए ऊपर बाँधना गवाह होगा.फिल्म के मुख्य कलाकारों, शाहरुख खान और बावला इसे बढ़ावा देने के लिए एक अथक मनोरंजन की यात्रा पर गया है. और शाहरुख खान के प्रशंसकों के लिए, के रूप में इस झाड़ू से उम्मीदों का एक बहुत कुछ है. चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस और शाहरुख के प्रशंसकों को अपनी अगली स्वागत में बेसुरा कोई पत्थर नहीं छोड़ा है के बारे में जबरदस्त gutso हो गया है. एक एकल उत्सव रिहाई के लिए उम्मीद के रूप में, चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस बॉक्स ऑफिस संग्रह में साल की दूसरी बड़ी रिलीज को कड़ी टक्कर देने के लिए निश्चित है.चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस की रिहाई पर अत्यधिक कोलाहल साक्षी, हम फिल्म के भाग्य की भविष्यवाणी करने के क्रम में एक सार्वजनिक जनमत सर्वेक्षण (नीचे) का आयोजन किया है. तो, सभी पाठकों, नीचे वोट करते हैं.आप इस सप्ताह के अंत में चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस ट्रेन पर लाने के लिए तैयार हैं? बहुत ही जगह में राहुल और मीना को पूरा करने के लिए तैयार हो जाओ. राहुल आगामी फिल्म चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस में सुपरस्टार शाहरुख खान के अलावा अन्य कोई नहीं है. मीणा Lochni दीपिका फदुकोने द्वारा खेला जाता है.राहुल वह एक दक्षिण भारतीय लड़की है जो मीणा, बैठक वहाँ समाप्त हो जाती है, जो गलती से बोर्ड चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस नामक एक ट्रेन और फिल्म में एक उत्तर भारतीय लड़का है. राहुल ने इस दुर्घटना उसे लेकिन प्यार कुछ भी नहीं है जो अपने वास्तविक गंतव्य तक पहुंचने बनाने के लिए होता है.
दादा - दादी के साथ रहता है, जो एक एक हाथ, राहुल एक बहुत अधिकार दादा है और दूसरी तरफ, हम Komban गांव में एक प्रसिद्ध डॉन है जो Meeena के पिता है. इस एक्शन कॉमेडी फिल्म 8 अगस्त को सिनेमाघरों हिट करने के लिए तैयार है. रोहित शेट्टी द्वारा निर्देशित है जो यह शाहरुख खान की फिल्म के लिए बहुत अधिक उम्मीदें हैं. इस देश में 3,500 से अधिक स्क्रीन, विदेशों में 700 स्क्रीन के साथ 2013 की सबसे बड़ी रिलीज में से एक है. शाहरुख खान फिल्मों में ही बड़ा हो रही है ऐसा लगता है. शाहरुख खान इस फिल्म में वापस राहुल लाता है, यह यहाँ एक अलग राहुल है. बड़े पैमाने पर अपनी फिल्म को बढ़ावा देने है जो शाहरुख, फिल्म के रिलीज के लिए तैयार है और इतने प्रशंसक हैं. तो बस कुछ दिनों के लिए एक पकड़ और आप चेन्नई एक्सप्रेस ट्रेन में सवार कर सकते हैं.
Monday, 5 August 2013
Fort wake up where the sun is waning spirits | किला जहां सूरज ढलते ही जाग जाती हैं आत्माएं | STORY
Old Fort, death, accidents, and Ruhon own past and the conjunction is a different relationship. There are several old forts around the world whose own dark past and his own Ruhon dwell there today. People know about such places in the world, but very few people are aware that they have the courage to overlook. Something that'll tell you about a Kilen his chest with a superb texture - a great past is hidden.and begin the orgy of death. Located in the heart of Rajasthan, Jaipur is known by the name of the fort fortress Bangd. Through this article, so let's get Bangd Fort thrilling ride. Bangd an illustrious past lapped Bangd fort fort was built in the seventeenth century. Raja Man Singh built the fortress Madho Singh's younger brother was Krawaya. At the time of Akbar, Raja Madho Singh was posted to the rank of general in the army. Bangd that time had a population of nearly 10,000. Alvar Bangdh a magnificent fort located in the district that has been prepared in very large sizes. Surrounded by mountains on all sides of the fort is best used Shilpaklao. In addition to the fortress of Lord Shiva, Hanuman is accustomed Vidhyaman the best and most ancient temple. The fort has five gates and along the main wall.
--------------------- Curse of the shaman calls on Fort Bangd Singia ------------------- The view is magnificent fort Bangd the past is equally awesome. Let me tell you about the famous fortress Bangd Baggd the story of a princess Rtnawati extremely beautiful, which was consistent with the same name. It was only 18 years old at that time and that youthful appearance and improve upon them had. From that time many states offer marriage was coming to them. Meanwhile the market with her friends from the fort were Nikti. Princess Rtnawati reached a perfume store and she was taking her scent perfumes with their hands. At the same time, a short distance from the shop name Singiya man stood looking at them very carefully. Singiya lived in the same state they were masters of black magic. It is reported that he was chased as the Princess and Prgan loved him. She wanted somehow to get to the princess.
Rtnawati princess raised her bottle of perfume, but she slammed on the nearby stone. She was throwing stones and bottles down on the boulder strewn all perfumes. Since then she had to walk behind the stone slipped Singiya the psychics and psychic who has the Kuld, which died on the spot. Bangdn few days after the death of the witch and the war between Ajbgdh killed many people living in the castle. Even Princess Rtnawati also could not escape the curse and even death.
No entry after sunset in Kilen _________________________ Currently, the Indian government is taking care of the fort. Arkionlajikl around Fort Survey of India (ASI) team are present. The fort was also after sunset, they never came back. To visit the historic fort, click the link below and learn how you can go to this place.
Kilen capture the Ruhon ---------------------------- Ruhen people were massacred in the fort that still linger. This problem has been invited several times. If you are still in the fortress Akelen Tnkar of swords and people feel Chink can. The Alanwa rooms within the fort of women crying or Clinking Chudihyon also clear voices can be heard. The fort is still in the evening and suddenly someone Cikne very eerie sound of the boom is in the Kilen. How do you like this article, you must provide your thoughts in the comment box.
--------------------- Curse of the shaman calls on Fort Bangd Singia ------------------- The view is magnificent fort Bangd the past is equally awesome. Let me tell you about the famous fortress Bangd Baggd the story of a princess Rtnawati extremely beautiful, which was consistent with the same name. It was only 18 years old at that time and that youthful appearance and improve upon them had. From that time many states offer marriage was coming to them. Meanwhile the market with her friends from the fort were Nikti. Princess Rtnawati reached a perfume store and she was taking her scent perfumes with their hands. At the same time, a short distance from the shop name Singiya man stood looking at them very carefully. Singiya lived in the same state they were masters of black magic. It is reported that he was chased as the Princess and Prgan loved him. She wanted somehow to get to the princess.
Rtnawati princess raised her bottle of perfume, but she slammed on the nearby stone. She was throwing stones and bottles down on the boulder strewn all perfumes. Since then she had to walk behind the stone slipped Singiya the psychics and psychic who has the Kuld, which died on the spot. Bangdn few days after the death of the witch and the war between Ajbgdh killed many people living in the castle. Even Princess Rtnawati also could not escape the curse and even death.
No entry after sunset in Kilen _________________________ Currently, the Indian government is taking care of the fort. Arkionlajikl around Fort Survey of India (ASI) team are present. The fort was also after sunset, they never came back. To visit the historic fort, click the link below and learn how you can go to this place.
Kilen capture the Ruhon ---------------------------- Ruhen people were massacred in the fort that still linger. This problem has been invited several times. If you are still in the fortress Akelen Tnkar of swords and people feel Chink can. The Alanwa rooms within the fort of women crying or Clinking Chudihyon also clear voices can be heard. The fort is still in the evening and suddenly someone Cikne very eerie sound of the boom is in the Kilen. How do you like this article, you must provide your thoughts in the comment box.
Saturday, 3 August 2013
Friendship Day History | મિત્રતા દિવસ ઇતિહાસ | Happy Friendship day
Today, as we celebrate Friendship Day history is not much literature. As an intrinsically social creature, men to carry forward the process of socialization, love to make friends.
Friendship Day in India
Friendship Day being celebrated on a large scale in India.
In tune with the spirit of the occasion, people dedicate your best friend's Friendship Day celebration. Love most in the company of his dear friends choose to celebrate the day. Sweet memories of time spent together over a cup of coffee and catch up with their lives for many is the idea of ideal Friendship Day celebration.
Friendship Day celebrations in schools and collegesFriendship Day celebrations, especially in the schools and colleges in India are marked. His wonderful presence in my life for the children to thank their friends Friendship Day cards or other special gifts. Friendship Day Celebration Friendship band's second most prominent feature of the exchange. Is the most stylish band or who gets the maximum number of bands as a friend competing with one another.
Many colleges have special programs are organized on the occasion. Most of these programs and events, youth dance and sing and have a good time with friends is intended to give a chance.
Friendship Day partiesYoung India, in spite of their counterparts in the West Friendship Day parties participating in or organizing bashes for their friends Friendship Day. Such parties and making new friends in the youth a chance to widen their friendship circle.
Commercialization of the Friendship DayJust as in the U.S. and many other countries, Friendship Day in India has largely been commercialized. Days before the festival, gift cards and buying gifts for your friends marketers to entice people to run a comprehensive campaign. The restaurants also offer special discounts or try to entice people by holding bashes. Many people criticize such excessive publicity. They commercialization idea behind observing Friendship Day became a mere formality, and turned to find.
Friendship Day in U.S. History
Valuable role friends a day dedicated to friends and friendship was deemed to be fit to play in our lives in mind. The United States Congress, in 1935, on the first Sunday of August as National Friendship Day announced. Since then, celebration of National Friendship Day became an annual event. People and soon Friendship Day beautiful relationship of friendship caught on with the great idea of respect has become a hugely popular festival.
Following the popularity and success of Friendship Day in U.S., several other countries adopted the tradition of dedicating a day to friends. Today, Friendship Day enthusiastically celebrated by several countries across the world including India.
Pooh as the world's Ambassador of Friendship - In 1997, the United Nations named Winnie.
Importance of Friendship in BibleThe Bible, the primary text of the western civilization, human faith, trust and companionship that forms the foundation as bonds reflects on friendship. Following verses from the bible aptly portray the importance of friends:
"Ask and it will be given to you, seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."Matthew 7:07
"Greater love his life for his friends that a man hath no man than this."John 15:13-15
Moreover, the value of friendship and how true friendship is a treasure to expose many of the stories about the Old Testament and the New Testament. A point worth noting friendship both versions, the difference between the two broader sense, it is a mere acquaintance, the other is a more affectionate relationship.
In the Old Testament, Abraham because of his relationship intimacy "Friend of God" is called. God speaks to Moses face to face "as a man ... Unto his friend "(Ex 33:11). Ruth and Naomi, David, or the mutual relationship between David and Jonathan's romantic devotion of the subordinate Hushai Friendship - Friends and friendship of the Old Testament is replete with these interesting stories.
In the New Testament, the relationship between Jesus and his disciples clearly depicts how human friendship that can grow continuously. Lord, being a teacher and disciple and servant their relationship finally grew to an unparalleled friendship.
Importance of Friendship in MahabharataAffection, love, brotherhood, protection, guidance, intimacy and even teasing - the famous Hindu epic 'Mahabharata', Lord Krishna demonstrates the many colors of friendship. Friendship is about all these and much more.
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Student & Teacher | Facebook Joks | Facebook Update
શિક્ષકઃ મોટો થઇને તું શુ કરીશ?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ ફેસબુકમાં એકાઉન્ટ
શિક્ષકઃ એમ નહીં, તું શું બનવા માગે છે?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ ફેસબુક પેઝ્સનું સંચાલન
શિક્ષકઃ અરે બાપ રે,હું એમ પુછુ છુ કે મોટો થયાં બાદ શું હાંસલ કરવા માંગે છે?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ ફેસબુક સંચાલનના હક
શિક્ષકઃ મુર્ખ, હું એમ કહ્યું છે કે તું તારા માતા-પિતા માટે શું કરવા માગે છે?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ હું તેમની માટે ફેસબુક પેજ બનાવવા માગું છું. "I Luv MOM& DAD"
શિક્ષકઃ મહામુર્ખ, તારા માતા-પિતા તારી પાસેથી શું ઇચ્છે છે?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ મારા ફેસબુક એકાઉન્ટનો પાસવર્ડ!
શિક્ષકઃ હે ભગવાન, તારા જીવનનો હેતુ શું છે?
વિદ્યાર્થીઃ ફેસબુક પણ ક્યારેય બુકનો સમનો નહીં...!!!
Thursday, 11 July 2013
નટુ સમોસા
નટુ સમોસાના અંદરથી બટાકા કાઢીને ખાતો હતો અને ઉપરનું પળ ફેકીદેતો હતો...
કરસનકાકા : નટુ . ચમ ભઇ .સમોસાના અંદરથી બટાકા કાઢી કાઢીને કેમ
ખાય છે આ કઈ રીત છે ખાવાની ???
નટુ :- રીત નથી કાકા મજબુરી છે
કરસનકાકા : મજબુરી ?? સેની..ભઇ
નટુ : અરે કાકા કાલે હું ડોક્ટર પાસે ગયો હતો ...અને એ ડોકટરેસાહેબે કહ્યું હતું કે " બારનું ના ખાતા "
ખાય છે આ કઈ રીત છે ખાવાની ???
નટુ :- રીત નથી કાકા મજબુરી છે
કરસનકાકા : મજબુરી ?? સેની..ભઇ
નટુ : અરે કાકા કાલે હું ડોક્ટર પાસે ગયો હતો ...અને એ ડોકટરેસાહેબે કહ્યું હતું કે " બારનું ના ખાતા "





